[LMB] Best One-Liners

James W. Reynolds jwreynold at earthlink.net
Sat, 09 Feb 2002 17:01:40 -0500


Dan Tilque wrote:

> From: "Mark A Mandel" <mam at theworld.com>
>
> > On Wed, 6 Feb 2002, Peter H. Granzeau wrote:
> >
> > One of my favorites, not for itself but for the light it
> > casts on the speaker from ... an unexpected angle? ...
> > is (approx.):
> >
> > "I *like* being bored," Bothari replied morosely.
>
> Along those lines, how about these two snippets:
>
> "Can I go behind the bushes and throw up now?"
> "No. Quite thinking like a subordinate."
>
> "Do you consider yourself an innocent bystander?"
> "God knows I try to be."

(Snip)
    How about "Hah! You should see what I do to kittens!" ?

    ***Jim Reynolds