[LMB] OT: Stupid Mayonaise/Cinco De Mayo Jokes
alfredkelgarries at hotmail.com
Tue May 9 16:45:03 BST 2006
>You just throw the jar overboard and get:
>Sinko de Mayo!
We have a famous medical clinic here in the states, but it can be very hard
to find! Therefore, the state where the clinic resides hired an engineer to
put up road signs directing confused visitors and patients to a booth where
maps and guides were available (it's a BIG clinic!). Unfortunately, the
engineer was European and forgot and used the metric system instead of
english units. Also, because he was Spanish, he forgot and used his native
tongue rather than English (don't say this can't happen, NASA lost a 400
million dollar mars probe because of EXACTLY this crud!!!) and finally, due
to the extrememly low budget, he was forced to use an acronym rather than an
explicit message. He wracked his brain and came up with:
Kilometros (Kilometers, he meant miles)
Optimo (Optimal, meaning fastest)
Mayo (The Mayo clinic)
FINKO de Mayo.
You asked for it! (G,D,RAVF)!
"War is the art of lying to your enemies better than they can lie to you."
Sun Tzu, modern version
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ps Any resemblance to the Wizard Of Id is impurely coincidental. I was in
Cleveland at the time and have nine witnesses to prove it!
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