[LMB] A terrifying idea I just had...*snicker*

[Eric Oppen]

I was noodling around IMDB, and came up with a page about one of my favorite 
cancelled TV shows...and suddenly, this scene struck me:

"Auditor Vorkosigan, I have decided to give you a subordinate to help you. 
Meet...Inspector Sledge Hammer!"

And as their eyes met, Miles and Sledge both knew that this was the 
beginnning of a beautiful friendship...


Of course, if I actually DID this, I'd then feel a couple of burning spots 
on the back of my head, and turn...and there'd be Cordelia, giving me the 
Glare of Doom before calmly asking Kou for the loan of his swordstick.  At 
this point, I'd say:  "Exit, stage right!  Feet...DO YOUR THING!"  and 
_book._