[LMB] OT: spam

[Marilyn Traber]

I opened my main email, and normally the spam filters are fantastic and 
I never see one other than in my spam folder... but I just got one for 
hoodialife, for weight loss quickly ...

Nobody on here really has heard about it, but apparently my parathyroids 
have kissed off, and 3 weeks ago my calcium levels were 13.6 mg/l ... 
[as a friend from work put it they could sharpen my head and use me on a 
blackboard...]

To bring the calcium out faster they gave me furosemide, which had the 
side effect of making me lose 17 pounds between the nausea keeping me 
from wanting to eat, and the rapid elimination of what I did manage to 
eat from either end [apparently at random.]

I would be willing to bet that furosemide is cheaper than hoodia...

M

<though I have absolutely NO idea why people chose to use laxatives and 
emetics to lose weight ... I seem to have a total lack of understanding 
of the peculiar charms of upchucking and the runs as a weight loss 
method. Thankfully I am now off the damned stuff!>