[LMB] Chav quiz - mink!

[Mark Allums]

When the chav quiz asked about pot noodle, I mentally substituted
Ramen soup, which is high in salt, low in nutrition, and
every college student under 40 has eaten it.

When asked if I had smuggled my own drink into a club, I mentally
substituted smuggling my own candy into the movie theater.

When asked about Kat Slater, I thought about Paris Hilton.

About Little Chef, I decided that I had set foot inside other than to 
use the facilities.  I mentally substituted Denny's or Dairy Queen for
it.

Altogether, I am 28% chav.  Which is good to know, if I ever travel to 
the U.K.*


--MArk A.


*My parents are getting back from two weeks in England, Scotland, and 
Wales tonight.  I wasn't invited.