[LMB] Lois made a things-not-to-do-list

[Patricia A. Swan]

Hey guys,

I stumbled across a "Things-not-to-do-list" that's modeled on the
infamous "Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do" list I
originally heard about on this list.  This new things list is
found at fanfiction.net:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4110732/1/Things_I_Am_Not_Allowed_To_Do_At_Hogwarts


List item 38 reads:

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as “Admiral
Naismith”.

{snicker}

I've not even finished reading the entire list, but the person
behind the identity of  DoodleLubber (fanficnet.com id: 1500880 )
is a young mother named Adrianne Pallavi, and she is *seriously*
into pop culture and SF.  Some of the other list items refer to
Daleks, mentats, the movie Dogma (Severus Snape is not the voice
of God), Star Trek (tribble animagus), Lord of the Rings
(Whomping willow is not an Ent-wife; Dementors and Ring Wraiths
are *not* related; Dumbledore is not Gandalf), the movie  "Back
to the Future" (A time turner is not a flux capacitator), etc.

All told, there are 150 of these, and some are utterly
hysterical.

Do go look.

Pat in North Carolina