[LMB] More-or-less-OT: And now for something completely different - inspiration for Lois, possibly

[Mark Allums]

The Last of the Secret Agents
Nancy Sinatra

He's never caught one spy, I'm told
He's never even caught a cold
Got his degree from Disneyland
He's the last of the secret agents, and he's my man

He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth
He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit
He's farther back than an also-ran
He's the last of the secret agents, and he's my man

He'd come in third in a two-horse race
I've never had to slap his face (what a shame)
Now, people, try to understand:
He's the last of the secret agents, and he's my man

He's the last of the secret agents, and he's my man
He's the last of the secret agents, and he's my man


-- 
Mark Allums