[LMB] MiniLoisCon in _______ Area?

[Mark Allums]

Any MiniLoisCons in Northeast Texas, ever?

I missed my chance when Lois was at--what was it?  FenCon?  A 
Dallas-area thing.  How soon will that ever happen again?

I would like my chance to offend everybody in person!  Assuming I don't 
have a doctor's appointment that week/end.  I live pretty far away from 
Dallas, but I can get there in less than four hours, for the right 
excuse.  Assuming I have the cash.  Assuming I don't go all over shy, 
which *has* happened.

I would be the fat guy in glasses who needs a shave and a haircut.  Oh. 
  Not specific enough?  Well, I'll try to think up some distinguishing 
characteristic, other than my hick accent or the George Costanza loser 
outfit I would be wearing.*

--Mark Allums

*Sweat pants with a Polo shirt, and white sneakers.