[LMB] Birthday

[Jim Parish]

[The stout fellow hurries onstage, and has to pause for breath before 
speaking.]

Ahem. I have been reminded that there is another listie birthday today, 
that of longtime listie Kevin Kennedy. She turns 51 today, and is in the 
process of moving. Therefore, I am dispatching such assistance as is 
within my powers.

[Half a dozen of the winged humanoids zoom down the center aisle and 
out the doors, headed Indiana-ward.]

They won't be good for much, but what can you do? At any rate, 

[Two more of the humanoids dart in from offstage, buzzing angrily. 
Sparks - rather large ones - fly.]

*ow* happy birthday, Kevin, and may the move be as *ow* painless as 
possible and the settling-in quickly *ow* complete. People, join me in 
*ow* wishing Kevin *ow*

[The stout fellow hurries towards the wings, pursued by the vengeful 
sprites.]

a very *ow* happy *ow* birthday! *OW*

[Exeunt omnes.]