[LMB] OT: Joke was Surnames

William A Wenrich wawenri at msn.com
Thu Aug 13 04:54:37 BST 2009

A man went into a bank, walked up to a teller and asked for the loan
"That would be Patricia  Black," the teller said. Her desk is over there. 
The man went to the desk and said, "Hello, Ms. Black? I need to make a loan.
However, I need to tell you straight out; my name is Fraud."
"Is that a first name or last name," she said smiling.
It's my whole name. It was the early 70's and Mom was a groupie. It could
have been worse. I could have been named Lunar Lander."
"Well that will make for an unusual loan application," she said. "Mr. Fraud,
do you have any collateral?"
"All I have is this figurine that belonged to my biological Father, Mick
"Your father is Mick Jagger?", she said surprised.
"That's what Mom said," he answered.
"May I show the figurine to the bank manager? This will be a most unusual
She knocked on the office door and went in. "Mr. Collins, There is a man
here who says his name is Fraud and he wants to take out a loan on this
figurine that he says belonged to Mick Jagger. We says that Mr. Jagger is
his father."
"That's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the Fraud a loan. His old man's a
Rolling stone!"
William A. Wenrich
I am a Christian, husband, father, grandfather, son, and American. Here I
stand. I can do no other. God help me!

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