[LMB] OT: Cloned Mammoths Coming Soon, Order Yours Now!
proto at panix.com
Wed Jan 19 18:13:53 GMT 2011
On Jan 19, 2011, at 12:46 PM, Margaret Dean wrote:
> On Wed, Jan 19, 2011 at 8:27 AM, Claire Nollet <cnollet at gmail.com> wrote:
>> The polar ice caps are melting. I can just hear the thoughts of the first
>> mammoth who comes back: "Damn, it sure got warm in the last 50,000 years.
>> And me with no way to take off my coat."
> Before ordering your cloned mammoth, I recommend finding out if they shed. :)
Cue, "I'm screaming at a white sheepdog."
I'm screaming at a white sheepdog;
One who is sitting in my chair.
It's a thing I'm dreading,
The way he's shedding,
And covering everything with hair.
I'm screaming at a white sheepdog
And should he visit you some night,
May his bark be worse than his blight,
And may all your furniture be white.
But seriously now folks, a mammoth is an outdoor pet.
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