[LMB] OT: New email address

James M. BRYANT G4CLF james at jbryant.eu
Fri Apr 7 12:42:20 BST 2017

Dear Alfred,

New email noted. I was sorely tempted to send the
messages below individually - but have refrained.

I have, however, registered you for a maximum
volume subscription to Spam-U-Like. Make sure your
new mailbox is a big one:-)

Best wishes - James

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