[LMB] Happy Birthday, Antoine Guillaud!

Antoine Guillaud antoineperso at gmail.com
Tue Jun 27 13:26:17 BST 2017

Many many thanks, the day was indeed full of joy and happy things!

it was quite the interesting tour, albeit I must confess I felt a tad
disappointed that  Count Vorvolk didn't allow me a look at the Cetagandan
Scalp Collection of Piotr Vorkosigan. Rumor had it that Miles had it vanish
somewhere and I would have liked to know whether this gruesome piece of
barrayaran history is still available for historical research purposes or

All in all, nonetheless, a wonderful trip... Ah and for you distracted
visitors, don't worry if you get lost on the way to the restrooms, those
wonderful ImpSec folks do not shoot first and warn later!


On Mon, Jun 26, 2017 at 2:17 PM, <adkinslawfirm at mindspring.com> wrote:

> While lacking the bodily deformity implied on the cover of _A Civil
> Campaign_, both the guards at the gate and the one escorting you inside
> maintain perfect posture.  You wonder how every crease remains in place,
> even when they move and (presumably) breathe.  On the other hand, any
> uniform that has even potentially come into contact with Alys Vorpatril
> wouldn't dare be any less than perfectly behaved.
> You're escorted to a lavishly appointed reception room, in which stands a
> medium man in every aspect, except for some exquisite tailoring.  His voice
> is quiet, and his movements somewhat languid, but, while lacking the
> exuberance of Professor Vorthys, his whole expression is one of easygoing
> good nature.  He greets you affably, chatting about your journey.  He asks
> about your interests and hobbies, changing direction a few times in
> response to your answers.
> You receive a thorough tour of the Imperial Residence from Count Henri
> VorVolk, even (should your tastes so incline) Emperor Gregor's private
> collection of modern art.  Your affable host is very well-informed about
> all the art, architecture, decorations, etc.  He can even tell you a bit
> about the textiles and fabrics, the districts they're from, what the
> designs symbolize, etc.  (His lady wife makes sure he well appreciates the
> contributions of women.  ;))  He maintains a steady flow of quiet
> conversation.
> As a loyal friend, you'll get no Emperor Gregor or even Count VorBarra
> stories from him, but there's no such reserve about other folks.  Under the
> guise of "it is rumored that", you get quite a few Miles stories out of
> him.  He's pleasantly astonished at some of the "rumors" you're able to
> share about Miles, Ivan, Byerly and others.  You both agree that no one is
> so wildly improbable as Count VorKosigan and his friends.  He's especially
> impressed with some of your backstage "Miles' wedding" gossip.
> After an entertaining tour, you adjourn to the gardens for an agreeable
> afternoon repast.  You suspect, but are too tactful to ask, that it's the
> same place of a certain famous meeting between Gregor and Laisa.
> Plutonium-density desserts may well be involved.
> May your day be full of your favorite fun and happy things!
> Jerrie

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