[LMB] OT: California drop bear - an invasive species?
iosef at gothic.net.au
Mon Aug 19 09:56:15 BST 2019
On 19/08/2019 10:46 am, Marc Wilson wrote:
> D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes
> Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to
> dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
> Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to
> put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato
> based fruit salad.
A tomato based fruit salad is just a Salsa.
(Bard exits stage Right)
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