[LMB] SF Inventions I want

Robert Woodward robertaw at drizzle.com
Wed Sep 9 21:02:14 BST 2020



> On Sep 9, 2020, at 12:48 PM, Eric Oppen <ravenclaweric at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> There's something online about Klingon programmers, with lines like
> 
> "This machine is GAHGK!  I need dual-processor Pentiums if I must do battle
> with this code!”
> 

I have found several compilations (with considerable overlap):

https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/by-others/top-12-things-likely-to-be-overheard-if-you-had-a-klingon-programmer.html

http://gradha.sdf-eu.org/textos/klingon_programmer.en.html

https://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/klingon.htm

https://www.smart-jokes.org/klingon-software.html


"We have advanced to new and surprising levels of bafflement."
Imperial Auditor Miles Vorkosigan describes progress in _Komarr_.
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Robert Woodward robertaw at drizzle.com



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